Venue: Paradiso
Location: Amsterdam, Holland
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Patty Schemel (Drums).
CL: Sorry I’m late. I ate a bunch of hash cakes. I don’t know where I am.
Guy in Crowd: You’re in Amsterdam!
CL: Yeah, I know. I can smell ghosts on this stage, that’s the only reason. Hey, why do you guys smoke that shit, man? It fucks you up.
Guy in Crowd: Courtney!
CL: If you’re wearing a Pearl Jam shirt, leave now and I’ll give you your money back, ok.
Audience cheers.
CL: I mean that.
-PLUMP
CL: Ya? What do you want? This song’s called I Wanna Be Your Dog – not.
-BEAUTIFUL SON
Courtney breathes heavily into the mic.
-MISS WORLD
Audience screaming.
-DROWN SODA
-JUST DO IT
CL: Barbie is not your friend.
-ASKING FOR IT
A girl in the balcony is ripping up pieces of a chair and throwing them at the stage, while yelling, “You killed Kurt!”
CL: Ok, goodnight! That’s it. You throw shit on me, you don’t get a fucking show. Take your Bon Jovi shirt and go fuck yourself with Eddie Ves…with Eddie Vedder’s dildo, alright.
Audience screaming.
CL: Is little Miss Dutch bitch mad ’cause I fucked Trent? Is she mad ’cause I fucked Brad Pitt? Is she mad ’cause I fucked Evan? Is she mad ’cause I married Kurt? Well, tough shit, you ugly fat goth, you couldn’t even fucking make it…that’s fucking it, I paid, you paid, I fulfilled my contract, go fuck yourself. Kurt hated this fucking town, I hate this town, you’re on way too much hash, go fuck yourself. Go see…go see Nine Inch Nails next time, they’re much more your kind of crowd. They…they’ll please you a lot, you little fucking goth shitheads.
PS: You paid the fucking money for the show, you fucking bitch!
The show is over.