Venue: Nautica Stage
Location: Cleveland, OH
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Patty Schemel (Drums).
Guy in Crowd #1: Oh yeah, I can see.
Guy in Crowd #2: He’s got his guitar. Holy shit, now he’s playing his guitar.
Guy in Crowd #1: No, it’s not, it’s the bass player.
CL: Melissa Auf der Maur, she’s our new bass player. Fox. Doesn’t she look like Boticelli’s Venus? I’ve always noticed that.
Guy in Crowd: I’ve always noticed that.
CL: Hold on. Here we go, Patty. I swear, no interruptions. I’m not drunk, I’ll be alright.
-PLUMP
-NEVER GO AWAY
-BEAUTIFUL SON
Guy in Crowd: Courtney!
Girl in Crowd: Courtney!
CL: Thanks. We’d like to thank, um, Nine Inch Nails for letting us open for them. It’s really nice.
Guy in Crowd: ??
CL: What? What do you want? You’re not gettin’ ’em tonight, man. Pass around a hat. Five bucks. The better you tip, the better your show. Anyway, the girls don’t like it and I like the girls better than the boys, so…
Audience cheers.
CL: Thank you. Good girls. You’re cool.
-MISS WORLD
Guy in Crowd: She’s pretty ugly.
-JENNIFER’S BODY
CL: Thank you. No, I only showed my tits last night ’cause I was drunk and you took advantage of me. I might be cheap, but I’m not that cheap.
Guy in Crowd: Show ’em tonight!
CL: No, me and Melissa are just gonna to do spoken world all fuckin’ night. We’re not gonna play music.
Guy in Crowd: Cool! Henry Rollins rules!
CL: What is it? And I heard the best voices of my generation…
-ASKING FOR IT
Guy in Crowd: I don’t think she switched guitars for the next song. It started so much better.
CL: When you pass around the hat and you give me five bucks, I’ll show you my tits.
MADM: Are you guys all wet back there?
CL: And only if the girls want me to – which they don’t, so fuck you.
Audience: ??
CL: Thank you. That’s…That’s what I’d like to do – play music.
-GUTLESS
Girl in Crowd: Do you really?
Girl in Crowd: Oh wait, oh wait a minute, maybe I’m right.
CL: I only like girls, so the rest of you shut up. Can a girl body surf in this front row without getting mauled?
Audience cheers.
CL: Yeah? Oh well, then…then I like you.
CL: What’s that? Something about a douche? You know, send me one, I’ll do it.
-SOFTER SOFTEST
CL: Patty.
-CREDIT IN THE STRAIGHT WORLD
CL: Let’s do Violet…Violet first and then Doll Parts.
Girl in Crowd: Courtney Love.
Guy in Crowd: Not Marilyn Manson.
-NEVER GO AWAY
-DOLL PARTS
CL: One more.
Guy in Crowd: Only one more and then we get a real concert.
Guy in Crowd #2: I’ve gotta get out of here.
CL: Does this say fucker on it?
Guy in Crowd: Deep breath…ahhhh.
Guy in Crowd: Come on, Courtney! Show me your tits!
CL: This song is called Violet. It’s about being very confused.
-VIOLET
Guy in Crowd: You’re not gonna get her tits, alright.
Guy in Crowd: (Sarcastic) She’s ok though. She doesn’t use drugs.