Transcript: December 1, 1994


Venue: UIC Pavilion (Q101’s Twisted Christmas)
Location: Chicago, IL
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Patty Schemel (Drums).


CL: Hey you, did you douche? ?? only if it’s strawberry douche. I used to ?? I’d like to thank, uh, the relationship whose…the relationship I just ruined by gossiping about ?? rock stars, so they might hate me ?? THIS IS A HATE FEST! FUCK YOU! Fuck Christmas! I hate it!

-PLUMP

-NEVER GO AWAY

-BEAUTIFUL SON

CL: Thank you.

CL: This song is dedicated to all those ??

-MISS WORLD

CL: Thank you, Chad. This is Melissa Auf der Maur. Cheer.

Audience cheers.

CL: LOUDER!

MADM: ?? stars out tonight.

CL: Speak French to me Melissa. I love when you do that.

MADM: ??

CL: ??

Audience: Courtney!

CL: Yes? What? You love me, you hate me. This is the way I like it.

-ASKING FOR IT

CL: Patty Schemel’s going to be the first female ever on the cover of Drum World magazine.

Audience cheers.

CL: (Singing) Rock on, Gold Dust Woman, take your silver spoon and dig your grave.

Opening chords to Best Sunday Dress.

CL: ??

-BEST SUNDAY DRESS

CL: I used to lisp and then I had…I had this teacher and she taught me how to say S. Sss, sss.

Audience cheers.

CL: Thank you, ’cause I sounded like I was retarded and ??

CL: Melissa, ?? I never tell you that. You can tell if you want, Melissa. ?? ’cause I’m pregnant with a number of people’s children – one is in Chicago. ??

CL: Remember those girls in fourth grade that smelled like piss and they were really gross and they had hippie parents? That was me. I was treated like a dummy, fuck you, and now I’m a monster.

-SOFTER SOFTEST

Someone in Crowd: ??

CL: What? Probably after the show.

Audience screams.

CL: Probably my butt after the show. ?? This song is for Dolly, that helped with my makeup and my friend, James Iha, and Melissa’s friend, James Iha. Isn’t James nice? And it’s for Lela, James.

Someone in Crowd: ??

CL: No, kiss my ass. ??

-CARS (TEASE)

CL: Eric. He’s never on time. You know, if it’s easier Eric, I can get Melissa to do it.

Someone in Crowd: ??

CL: No, I don’t want to show you my ass. I did that for so many years for a living. C’mon, please.

-DOLL PARTS

CL: One more and we’re done, ’cause that’s all the time we have.

-HE HIT ME (AND IT FELT LIKE A KISS) (TEASE)

Guy in Crowd: That was a good song.

CL: ??

-VIOLET

-NEVER GO AWAY

CL: GOODNIGHT!

CL: (Panting) I was faking it every time. ?? It’s so easy to fake it.

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