Venue: Key Arena (KNDD’s Deck the Hall Ball)
Location: Seattle, WA
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Samantha Maloney (Drums).
CL: I’ve been here before. HI!
Audience screams.
CL: Yeah, Skechers, so grunge.
Audience screams.
CL: Yes, children?
-AWFUL
CL: Hi, you guys. Do you remember us?
Audience screams.
CL: WHAT? You WHAT? WHAT? Do you really? You do? I don’t mean ?? I mean you. Do you remember us? What do you keep, like, moshing for? I thought…wait – what year is this? Knock it off, you’re supposed to like No Doubt. Shut up. Stand there and be good.
CL: Oh, man.
-MISS WORLD
CL: (Laughs) You guys like rock still. You guys are stupid. Nobody else likes rock in the whole world. It’s amazing. It’s great.
-REASONS TO BE BEAUTIFUL
CL: Yeah. Yeah, no, that one. I just need my drink. Um, thank you. You know what, we’re on the radio, so I want…on three we have to say a really bad word. So, on three we’re gonna say (Fuck censored out) quick before they cut us off. One, two, three…(Fuck censored out). (Laughs).
CL: What, darlin’? What?
-MALIBU
CL: Yeah, let’s fuckin’ do it. Shh.
-DYING
CL: Thank you. Yo, baby, you don’t have to show me your tits, ’cause I have some. I know, it’s not Aerosmith…but if you like ’em out, cool, I don’t care.
The opening sample of Celebrity Skin plays.
CL: I’m not ready for that sample yet. Shut your mouth. Give me my guitar. No, I’m not gonna show you my tits, ’cause she’s showing you your tits. She stole my thunder. What? What? What? This is on the radio, so whatever…
Courtney flashes her breasts at the audience.
CL: Oh, you guys are such sheep. Go.
-CELEBRITY SKIN
CL: Thanks.
-DOLL PARTS
CL: Thank you.
CL: You know these photographers in the front, they’re only supposed to take like three songs pictures, ’cause after that your makeup starts getting gross, this guy’s (Fucking is censored out) been here for like eight songs – go away! Yell at him! He’s just looking for the ugliest shot. It’s not that hard, honey, you got it.
CL: Yeah, take…
-VIOLET
CL: Hey, hey. We got one more. You want one more?
Audience screams.
CL: Yeah? Thanks, honey.
-BOYS ON THE RADIO
CL: Thank you very much, Seattle. ?? Thank you very much. Goodnight. Merry…Merry Christmas.