Venue: San Jose Events Center (Live 105’s Not So Silent Night)
Location: San Jose, CA
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Samantha Maloney (Drums).
CL: ?? Hi. ?? Thank you, I changed my mind, ?? Hey guys. Hey. I was born here. Nice to see you. Better (Fucking is censored) cheer for Offspring or I’ll kick your ass.
CL: Yeah, let’s go.
-AWFUL
(Courtney’s banter here is censored in a few places).
CL: (CUT) like louder (CUT) and make (CUT).
CL: Hi!
CL: Can I stage dive? Yeah, will you take off my clothes? Not even fucking (Censored) we’re too old, no way. Those days are gone and grunge is dead, so just deal with it.
CL: You guys, don’t print the pictures with my nipple, ok, please. It’s an accident and just don’t. You can put it in your rock book later, just don’t put it in the paper tomorrow. No, I’m not doing the nipple on purpose, don’t say ‘one more’, it’s an accident. Melissa – I can see your nipples.
-MISS WORLD
CL: You guys, get away from my crotch. I am wearing underwear. Stop – what are you doing? Like, they’re all right here. It’s like I had nine paparazzi babies. Ok, it’s three songs – outta here (Censored) and only print pretty pictures or I’ll find you.
CL: (Laughs). Hey, bye rocker boy, you’re kinda cute.
-USE ONCE & DESTROY
Courtney breathes heavily into the mic.
MADM: I hope we’re not too ladylike for you after The Offspring.
CL: Melissa pretty much wrote that song. Can I hear it for this (Censored)?
MADM: Hi, San Jose. Are you ready for The Offspring and how about Rancid?
CL: I love you so much. I’m so glad I’m in a band with you. Did you know that?
MADM: Ok, thanks crowd, that was real nice.
CL: Oh my God, somebody threw this on stage. That is so pathetic, like, look, look. Fake drugs.
MADM: It’s fake.
CL: I don’t want it.
MADM: We got some salts for you.
CL: I’m not giving it you. How about we give it to the police?
CL: I’m not giving it to the police either. You know it was you – we’ll just dump it out. I don’t know (Censored). Eric, you’re gross. You’ve been in England too long. Shut up. Don’t do that (Censored). You know what? (Laughs). Stop.
-DYING
CL: Thank you.
CL: Ok, so my boob won’t stay in…just, I’m sorry.
Girl in Crowd: We love you, Courtney!
Guy in Crowd: You’re fucking awesome!
CL: We were in Seattle yesterday and I went to my old house and um, Wendy, my friend, got this piece of fir from my old house, which is really sweet. So that’s where this piece of fir comes from, if you understand that concept – but you don’t, ’cause you’re twelve and (Censored) ok, so it’s fine, and you hate the rock thing, yeah, ok, good for the beats. Sam here – Sam…Sam’s 22, she likes the beats. She’s sporting some Kangol today. (Censored) alright, baby. I can’t do that, I’m like rock, I don’t know, I feel so stupid. How good is Sam? And then there’s Eric.
-MALIBU
CL: Thank you very much. I like that song. It’s the closest we could come to a Jewel song (Laughs). No, we weren’t trying, but…is that Samantha Rocks?! Another one! Oh my God, that’s her second sign. You have to give that to me. Give it to me.
MADM: This girl is official arena rock, she really is.
CL: Man, she’s (Censored) got her first sign last night. Thank you. She fuckin’ does, right? If you’re a girl and you can drum, you should make your parents let you, ’cause look.
Audience cheers.
CL: Yeah! You can, you know, make a lot of money and then have to put up with me (Laughs). Sorry.
Girl in Crowd: Retard Girl! Yeah, Retard Girl!
CL: (Laughs) You know, I don’t want to be here, I want to go to a movie premiere. I want to go get some plastic surgery and go to a movie premiere – YEAH! (Laughs). You guys are so stupid, you believe what you read, I can’t believe you.
-DOLL PARTS
CL: Thank you. No, no, no, no, give me a second, I gotta have…Sam, I know you’re in a hurry, you’re frisky, just let me have my drink. See, I don’t care if they get bored, you’re an entertainer, I’m kind of a dick, so…
CL: What? You got something to say?
Audience screams.
CL: I think it’s on the radio. You know, it would be a kind of like sick, really cool way we can get the station in trouble on three if we all say (Censored). I will actually get in trouble for that, if you can believe it.
CL: Yeah, let’s go.
-CELEBRITY SKIN
CL: Yeah. Thank you.
CL: Oh my God, I need a roadie!
CL: This is…what are you saying?
Opening chords to Northern Star.
CL: Wait, shh, Eric stop. What was that little football chant, dude? What do you want? The mic back? You want the pick? We don’t have that many.
CL: This is a song called Northern Star.
-NORTHERN STAR
Girl in Crowd: We love you, Courtney!
CL: So, we have one more – is that what the guy just said?
MADM: Rancid is here.
CL: ‘Cause Rancid, and we like them and we would like to be considerate to our community members. Why? Is there a curfew?
MADM: We’re running behind.
CL: Ok, let’s be professional and considerate. You can come back when we come back and we actually have a show anyway. We’ll have like kooky dancers for the eight year olds (Laughs). Do you know that I’ve been seeing eight year olds at these shows, like knowing the words? It scares me…it’s like what a Spice Girl situation.
Guy in Crowd: Take it off!
CL: I don’t…I don’t want it. (Laughs) Make ’em…make ’em go home.
CL: So which one? Ok, I’ll give you a choice – would you like…no, I’m not playing that (Censored) thing. I know what you’re gonna say. Do you want one from the old one?
Audience cheers.
CL: Ok, if you don’t cheer loud, I’m leaving. Or do you want one from the new one?
Audience cheers.
CL: That is so cool, ’cause you left the decision up to me. Thank you. If you’d have booed, I would (Censored) we’re so pop. Shut up, dick.
-VIOLET
CL: Thank you very much. You better let a girl have that (Censored) if a guy gets it, I’m watching, a girl gets it – I threw it in for a fucking girl! Big strong man, give it to a fucking girl, (Censored) you skinhead boy! Get out of the way! Give it to that little blonde girl! Dude, you chicks (Censored)
CL: You better stop fighting guys…so yo, Rancid, who you want to see, isn’t coming until I see a girl with that guitar. Just resolve your issues right now. Just shave your head. Candice, will you take care of the girl thing? You don’t have to go in there, just make sure a girl gets it. Thank you very much. ?? Bye, thanks.
Announcer: It’s Hole. Alright, who got the guitar? Give it up for Hole, you guys, Live 105’s Not So Silent Night. Whoo! We got the homeboys up next, Rancid. C’mon you guys, Make some noise for Rancid. Don’t you guys have any energy left? Come on, come on. Rancid, coming up next on Live 105’s Not So Silent Night.