Transcript: May 19, 1999


Venue: Roseland Ballroom
Location: New York, NY
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Samantha Maloney (Drums).


-OLD AGE INTRO

-VIOLET

-AWFUL

-FINALLY WE’RE POPULAR

CL: Hi.

Audience screams.

CL: Hi.

CL: Ya’ll are so cute. You New Yorkers are so cute, you’re so cute. I wanna have sex. I do. C’mere, put her up here, put her up here. Hey, you know what? Get that little vixen up on this stage. I love you more. Sit up…shut up and sit down. Oh my God, your tits, you’re…they’re great!

Girl: You are so cool!

CL: You’ve gotta shut up and sit down. If you’re gonna be on this stage, you shut up and you sit down.

CL: You guys are the first-night ticket buyers and so you’re so much cooler than last night, which was all guest list. I want her too – c’mere, really quick, over here. Thank you. (Laughs) You girls, I’m gonna come up here…you come up here, I’m gonna teach you how to be a rock star. It’s so easy, if I can do it, you can do it.

-PRETTY ON THE INSIDE

-HEAVEN TONIGHT

CL: This is Val, he’s my slave. Pull that for me, Val. See, he does everything I tell him to do…sort of. Hi! If you can make it in the pit and you’re not crazy, they’ll put you on the stage.

Audience screams.

CL: And the only people they’re gonna think are crazy are people that are over 6 feet and male, so don’t even try – but if you’re under 6 feet of any sex and you can make it in the pit, I swear to you, it’s my guarantee of this show, I want you on my stage. We want you on our stage. Is that understood? You guys down there. That girl right there, she can’t come up, ’till we’re full. What the fuck? I don’t care. Sit down. Just sit.

CL: I didn’t write this song, Elvis Presley did. Check it out.

-MISS WORLD

CL: (During song) You have to sit right there.

CL: You guys, if you come up on stage, you have to hug Eric. That’s the whole deal. ‘Cause Eric is the most…he…he gets more shit than any man in the world. You have to hug Eric if you’re gonna stay on stage. Bitch, go hug Eric or you can’t…I’m gonna kick you off. Oh my God, it’s you. Go hug Eric or I’ll kick your ass off. Hug Eric or you’re dead.

CL: Can you imagine being Eric? He gets so much shit. Me, her, and her – it’s no fun.

-REASONS TO BE BEAUTIFUL

CL: It is a story, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. HA.

At the beginning of the next song, Courtney says, “Shut up.”

-MALIBU

MADM: There’s a ?? glowing bright tonight. Wow, Roseland’s having a party and we thank you. Thank you for ??

CL: Hi. Hello! You’re not very jaded, I thought New York people were jaded. They say you can’t play New York, I say fuck that.

Audience screams.

CL: I want you. C’mere, little girl, c’mere, little girl. I’ll give you an education. I want all three of you – come up alright, but you gotta be quiet. Stop, stop.

-DYING

CL: ??

CL: Hi.

-PLAYING YOUR SONG

CL: Do you wanna play this, Melissa? We did it last night. Do you wanna do it? I don’t wanna do it.

MADM: We might do some more rock for you, if that’s ok.

CL: Yeah right, and it’s a song Melissa wrote and it’s about fucking.

MADM: Fucking ??

CL: Melissa wrote this about sex and also, I’d like…I’d like to dedicate this, uh, this show from me to the James’s of this world…James Rouse (Laughs) and, you know, the rest of them. You know, that’s so elliptical and none of you can even hear me. Just go.

-USE ONCE & DESTROY

The audience is chanting, “Manson sucks!”

CL: Are you saying, ‘Manson sucks’? You…you guys just have to forget about Manson, let’s just…let’s not talk about Manson, let’s not talk bad or good, let’s just erase it – big mistake on my part, I’m sorry if I misled any of you, we were very irresponsible, we never watched their whole show, stop saying Manson sucks, let’s not say anything.

Girl in Crowd: Let’s say Manson sucks!

Guy in Crowd: HEY!

CL: Let’s just let them go, ok? It’s a good state of my mind to be in, I don’t want to be affiliated with, c’mon, let me out, let me out, I don’t do that, that’s not me, that’s not me, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I was irresponsible, ??, I’m so sorry that we did that tour, I’m so sorry – but we got off, we admit our mistake and just be quiet, ok? That’s it, that’s the end of the story – but I’ll still go to strip joints with the guy (Laughs).

CL: Do you know who wrote this next song? Marilyn Manson, I swear to God.

-DOLL PARTS

-ALL TOMORROW’S PARTIES (TEASE)

-ONE MORE TIME

-BOYS ON THE RADIO

CL: Ok, goodnight, goodnight. HAHAHA. We’re done, Melissa. Get off the fucking stage. It’s union rules.

(Encore break)

(CUT)

CL: Thank you. Hey, you guys.

Audience screams.

CL: We’re gonna play a fucking power pop song. This guy is from Chicago who wrote this song and he killed himself, his name…I don’t know his name. He was in this…what was the name? He was in this band…this is just a beautiful song…he was in this band called Material Issue and I remember him looking at me one night and um…just shut up, we’re gonna do this now.

-VALERIE LOVES ME

CL: Send love to heaven, send love to heaven to that boy, he hung himself. That young boy from that band. He wrote that lovely song and he hung himself. ??

-NORTHERN STAR

CL: (Laughs) You make it in the pit, but you’re not allowed…pick her up. I want twenty more girls and boys.

CL: (Laughs) This is fucking up the teamsters, it’s fun.

CL: Ok, I have this one request. I want…oh, it doesn’t matter in New York City, but I want the jocks and the goths and the disenfranchised to get along better. I want us not to own any guns, this is really important. I’m friends with some jocks! I’m a freak – I like Ben Affleck, he’s, like, he’s cool, ok. If I can do it, you can fucking do it. He’s a fucking jock, I’m a freak, make friends with each other. You don’t even know what I’m talking about, right? Are you having a good time?

Audience screams.

CL: Yeah, I want you. No, get him up here. You’re cute. Her too – her too, don’t fucking push her around. Ok, sit down. Did you hear me say that about, like, you know, being nicer to each other? Oh, fuck it, you’re not gonna listen to me.

CL: So, one time in our band, one time only, I wrote a guitar lead – uh, me! I’m ashamed, you guys, but I did one time, so you’re gonna hear it right now, you little fucking punks.

-SHE WALKS ON ME

-BIGGEST SCAR

CL: Sam is from Queens, she wants to do this!

-CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE

-CELEBRITY SKIN

CL: Goodnight, you guys. Thank you. ???

Girl: You inspire me every day!

Girl: Hole rules! Melissa!

??: Goodnight.

A club remix of Malibu plays.

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