Venue: The Fillmore
Location: San Francisco, CA
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Vocals), Lisa Leveridge (Guitar/Background Vocals), Radio Sloan (Guitar), Dvin Kirakosian (Bass/Background Vocals), and Samantha Maloney (Drums).
SOUTH OF HEAVEN INTRO
-MONO
-BUT JULIAN, I’M A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN YOU
CL: HUH. Hi there.
CL: Do you guys wanna hear, like, a Live Through This one? Um, do you wanna hear Asking For It? Do you remember that? I’m sorry I’m not playing guitar tonight, ’cause I feel like a ROCK SINGER!
Audience screams.
CL: And I’m a little bit plump and sexy. Hey, Deanne Franklin. That’s my friend, Deanne. ??
-ASKING FOR IT
CL: Hi, you guys. FUCKING FUCK FUCK! FUCK! Fuck them. I was born here – at the Fillmore.
CL: So I’m not playing guitar, I’m a little fat. I’m into it. How great were Icarus Line? They’re so good. I fucking love that band, if you don’t, you’re fucking stupid!
Audience screams.
CL: This is The Chelsea, they’re maybe the greatest band out of L.A. ever, they’re better than The Icarus Line. That’s Dvin.
Audience cheers.
CL: No, I need more than that. Fuck you. Give me more.
Audience screams.
CL: AND THAT’S RADIO! Radio.
Audience screams.
CL: And that’s Samantha Maloney up there.
Audience screams.
CL: And that’s Lisa Leveridge!
Audience screams.
-REASONS TO BE BEAUTIFUL
CL: Hi. Hi. So I was born here and then I got hatched on Turk and Taylor, at Frenchy’s K&T Peep-O-Rama…and it’s not a traumatic memory to bend over and show my ass to strange men jerking off, it’s fun! WHY IS THAT? But you must be fucked up, ’cause you came to see me, so you must be as fucked up as me.
-MALIBU
CL: (During song) I feel weird without a guitar!
CL: Hi there.
Audience screams.
CL: I’m all rehabbed, it’s so fucking embarrassing. I’m all rehabbed, it’s sad. Yeah, fucking we all fucking get rehabbed at one point! You’re all gonna go! Live it up. ?? sucker, live it the fuck up. Here’s a love song by Buffy Sainte-Marie.
-CODINE
CL: What do you want?
Audience screams.
CL: That’s a lot of stuff. I can only provide fucking two things at one time.
CL: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
CL: Yeah, let’s do that one. What the fuck? Why not.
CL: That’s really sad that you asked for the biggest ?? Don’t do that. ??
-PLUMP
CL: Give me all of your money now. I want all of your money. Chris, could you fix this for free? Thank you.
CL: You want me to kiss you? Please. I would so need my mojo back to do that. They just rehabbed my ass! I’m not ready to kiss you.
CL: Can I have a cigarette, please? What, it’s fucking illegal to smoke in fucking San Francisco? Please, you fucking fags. THANK YOU!
-ALL THE DRUGS
CL: You know what I feel like, kind of not playing guitar and a little plump up here, former fucking whore from the corner, I feel like your (laughs) your fucking cool teacher. It’s retarded. You all get an A, bitches!
Guy in Crowd: You’re beautiful!
CL: Do you want…do you want us to do Awful?
Audience screams.
CL: See, I like Awful. Ok, cool.
-AWFUL
CL: Sweetie, you look you’re, um, OG. Do you want a song we’re not playing? I just want to fucking entertain your ass. No, I’m kidding. ?? a song you want? Garbadge Man? You’re insane. I’m so not gonna play that song. We didn’t even rehearse it. Think of another one. What? It’s on her. Tell her.
Guy in Crowd: Retard Girl!
CL: No, only…I’m only taking a request from her.
Guy in Crowd: Retard Girl!
CL: I don’t really want to do Pretty On the Inside.
CL: Oh well, you know what, that was your window. Big cheese street moment. Your big break. You blew it, it’s ok.
CL: Let’s do it, ’cause it’s fun. Just don’t make it sound like a fucking Nirvana song and I’ll be ok! Yeah, I want a fucking eight ball and some whores. Do I want anything? I want a ??
-I’LL DO ANYTHING
CL: I’m sorry that song sounds like a fucking Nirvana song, but I fucking like it. This is an onanistic fucking career, I do this for myself…and you’re seeing a fabulous show in the fabulous, well, you know, downtime of an artist, fucking feel lucky.
-VIOLET
CL: Thank you. I was born here to a fishwife on the floor of the Fillmore.
CL: Goodnight. That’s all I have to say. Well, if you fucking want us back, you know we’re gonna fucking come ??
(Encore break)
Actor Robin Williams comes on stage and takes the mic.
RW: Are you ready for another song?! Are you ready?! Let’s get ready right now! ?? Courtney Love!
CL: It’s nice to be a local fucking celebrity – and you’re a huge one. ?? like this song.
-HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
CL: ?? (Laughs) Fucking fuck.
-CELEBRITY SKIN
CL: That was called a real rock show. Another one? You want to do an actual encore? Like, where we do a song we’re not expecting to do? Like, break the rock rule of show biz and actually do a song we don’t expect to do? Do you want to hear a song that, like, we know? Ok, I’m gonna break the show biz rule ?? and do an actual encore, just to fuck up those little boys up there.
CL: Which one?
CL: Thank you, I think I’m beautiful too.
CL: What? What? Ok, that’s easy.
Girl in Crowd: Doll Parts!
CL: (Singing) I am the girl you know, can’t look you in the eye…
CL: Oh my God, I haven’t done this in forever.
CL: (Singing) I am the girl…
CL: But you’re playing guitar.
-MISS WORLD