Venue: The Rathskeller
Location: Boston, MA
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Jill Emery (Bass), and Carolyn Rue (Drums).

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CL: Boss Hogg.

-PRETTY ON THE INSIDE

-GARBADGE MAN

-BERRY

CL: Thanks. We’re The Red Hot Chili Peppers – feminist, straight-edge from D.C.

CL: Donnie Wahlberg.

-MRS. JONES

CL: Donnie. Where are you, Donnie? You’ve gotta get out of that band. Donnie, you’ve gotta get out of that band. Donnie, you don’t belong in that band. Donnie.

-TEENAGE WHORE

CL: DONNIE! DONNIE! Why are you in that band?

Woman in Crowd: Donnie’s right here!

CL: Donnie is Leonard Cohen in disguise. You just don’t realize it. You underestimate him.

Guy in Crowd: Jesus loves you and so do I!

CL: Hello, we’re Beat Happening, an unpretentious band from Olympia, Washington. I hope you like us.

-BABYDOLL

Woman in Crowd: Burn Black!

CL: No, that’s too emotional.

CL: No, We’re an unpretentious little band, we don’t do emotional things.

(Eric riffs on EMF’s Unbelievable).

CL: We like EMF.

-DICKNAIL