Venue: UBC Thunderbird Stadium
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Samantha Maloney (Drums).
-OLD AGE INTRO
CL: This is our last show for a long time. Until we write another record, this is literally our last fucking show. ?? I’m crying, I’m crying ’cause I’m gonna miss my Val and right…you don’t give a shit. You just want me to play, right, and take off my clothes – and tell you my sexual history. Do you have five hours?
-VIOLET
CL: ??
-AWFUL
MADM: So I’m just glad to be in Canada for today.
Audience screams.
MADM: ?? in Canada happens to be a female, which is why, male companions, when I give the word, I am defending us. (Singing) Blame Canada, blame Canada…
CL: (Laughs) If Canadian blood is shed on American soil, the devil’s coming on the earth to claim the South Park movie.
MADM: ?? South Park.
CL: ?? about you.
-PRETTY ON THE INSIDE
-HEAVEN TONIGHT
CL: ??
CL: Hi there. We are kind of arrogant, because there’s a Canadian in our band. We’re also arrogant because we know we’re one of the best bands in the entire world and we have ovaries – except him, who is really well hung. You know how hard that is to convince you, not having testicles, that I’m a better band than fucking anyone you’ve seen today? That’s a hard sell, baby, but you know what, I know it’s true. Fuckers. Look at the Free Trade Agreement at work. Can we hear it for the Free fucking Trade Agreement? No one else is sexier than this bass player and she’s from your country. I can be arrogant today, ’cause this is the last time I’m playing for a long time and I know how good we are and I know what a minority we are. You’re just gonna have to put up with it or I’m gonna tell you my whole sexual history (Laughs).
-MISS WORLD
-REASONS TO BE BEAUTIFUL
-MALIBU
CL: You what? You wanna what? You wanna fuck who? All you’ve gotta do is be smart.
-DYING
CL: What? Which one?
CL: No, no…you know what, you get my tits in Saskatoon, where I won’t get in any fucking trouble. This is Vancouver – I get in trouble, I’ve got a child, she gets mad at me. Saskatoon, she’s never gonna find out, on top of which – Saskatoon gets my really great tits ’cause you know why? ‘Cause they have the instinct to show their lighters on that last song, so you already fucking blew it. If you came and you stayed to see my tits, you better leave now, ’cause you ain’t gonna see ’em unless you show me all your lighters ?? ’cause you know what? Do it on a slow song, like every other normal band with a cock on the planet. Alright ?? put that lighter down, boy.
-PLAYING YOUR SONG
Courtney holds the mic out to a fan.
CL: Make a kitty noise. Make a kitty cat noise.
Girl: What?
CL: Like a cat.
Girl: Meow.
CL: Make a kitty cat noise.
Girl: Meow, meow.
CL: No that sucks. I want someone up here who can make a Kitty Cat noise for real.
Audience screams.
CL: No, that sucks. You suck. You need to do better.
CL: Hey, Canada. Wanna hear a Canadian song? This is a fucking hot song about Melissa Auf der Maur. I just saw in a British paper that it said “Melissa Auf der Maur is the best rock star in the world.”
Audience screams.
MADM: Thank you, Canada.
CL: Is that…fuck you, man. Do you hate it…hate yourselves that much that can’t even cheer someone who was named the best rock star in the world from your own country?
MADM: ?? How hot are Canadian men in bands?
CL: ??
MADM: I love Corey Hart.
CL: Don’t take it too fucking far.
Melissa sings the next song.
-SHINE
CL: That sucks that that wasn’t a hit in America. That was such a good song. Now Melissa, if we cover it, it’ll be a hit. We’ll give the Canadians their due and it’s about you anyway.
CL: (Singing) It’s like I shine, oh yeah.
CL: Do you guys want to hear my sexual history? (Laughs) ?? I want to hear your sexual histories. Is it..is it over ten people?
Courtney changes the first lyric of the next song to, “I am a slut, if you don’t like it, fuck you very much.”
-DOLL PARTS
CL: (During song) ?? lighters?
Courtney holds the mic out to the audience to finish the lyric, “Someday you…”
CL: (During song) LOUDER FUCKERS!
She holds the mic out again.
CL: (During song) LOUDER!
(CUT)
CL: Thank you. Merci. Thank you.
CL: Want to hear a song?
Audience screams.
CL: You don’t want to hear a song? I can’t show you my tits unless you deserve it, fucker. ?? and you don’t deserve it. None of y’all are up on here on this stage. None of y’all showed me your tits.
Guy in Crowd: I will.
CL: I didn’t see any lighters and it’s Vancouver so it’s a risk. My tits are really nice though.
(CUT)
CL: I would appreciate some positivity instead motherfucker, ok. Oh, you don’t like it?
-BOYS ON THE RADIO
CL: (During song) Be gentle, be gentle.
CL: (During song) Come on.
CL: ?? suck. Like, what are you an ?? This is fucking Canada. I swear to God, I’ve never been grabbed like that. Every other audience in the history of the world, I can go out and sing into, you all motherfucking clawed at me like it was little Italy over there and you fucking ruined it for the rest of them. Why did you have to mob me? I’m over there singing to you, I’m dancing for you, I’m showing you my tits, and you grab me like that? That was really scary you little fucking shits. ?? ’cause you ruined it for them. If you have a problem, see this quadrant up in here. We will see you later. Thank you very, very much, Canada.
(CUT)
MADM: (Cuts back in) Canada, do you know what a great ?? in July this has been for me? We love Vancouver and we have one more for you.
CL: Excuse me. One more for you and not for you little mobster shitheads. You made the whole South Park thing come true. Now I’m gonna shed some Canadian blood, ok. Little fuckers over there, there’s about 50 of you. What am I, like, the Beatles now? ??
MADM: The rest of you were so good.
CL: You were all so good ?? fuckers.
Audience screams.
CL: Right, now I have to be polite again, ’cause the rest of you were wonderful. We’re gonna play one more song. ??
-CELEBRITY SKIN
CL: (During song) ???
CL: Right, so Levi ?? get my guitar. Thank you very much. ?? Nardwuar, the Human Serviette, who’s in the hospital with an aneurysm, in Intensive Care, he’s a Vancouver legend. We love Nardwuar, let’s give him our prayers, ok. ?? thank you for showing me your cock, ’cause that was really cool.