Venue: La Luna
Location: Portland, OR
Hole Lineup: Courtney Love (Guitar/Vocals), Eric Erlandson (Guitar), Melissa Auf der Maur (Bass/Background Vocals), and Patty Schemel (Drums).
Guy in Crowd: Are you gonna take that?
Girl in Crowd: You’ve got your tape recorder?
CL: ??
-PLUMP
-NEVER GO AWAY
-BEAUTIFUL SON
CL: This is Melissa Auf der Maur.
Audience screams.
CL: LOUDER!
Audience screams.
CL: Louder please.
Audience screams.
CL: We’d like to thank Cherry 500 (sic) and Veruca Salt, two really great bands. ??
-MISS WORLD
Girl in Crowd: I’m kind of starving.
CL: I don’t like this. Throw me another one ?? ok?
Audience screams.
CL: ?? Melissa you look like someone’s ?? I think you should wear it. ?? ??
CL: I mean, I really have enough clothes – stop it. Ok, now stop it – ’cause if you don’t, I’ll leave.
Guy in Crowd: I wish I had a ??
-JENNIFER’S BODY
Girl in Crowd: ?? I don’t know. That dress is ??
Guy in Crowd: Excuse me.
Girl in Crowd: Nevermind. ?? I know what I’m doing.
-ASKING FOR IT
Guy in Crowd: (During song) What are all those bruises on her arms?
CL: ?? ?? that song about Eugene, that Eugene song. I’m not a mallrat anyway, I’ve never sang that song.
CL: ?? What do you want? I want to know.
CL: We’re gonna be BORING! SHUT UP!
-GUTLESS
Guy in Crowd: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
CL: ??
Girl in Crowd: ?? Courtney Love!
Guy in Crowd: FUCK YOU!
CL: We’re not playing anymore. You can blame this fucker right here. Bye.
Guy in Crowd: LET’S FUCKING RIOT!
Guy in Crowd: RIOT!
Girl in Crowd: Shut up. I don’t want to get killed.
Girl in Crowd: Where’s that dude? I’m gonna go beat his ass.
Guy in Crowd: I hope somebody does. They better find the person.
Girl in Crowd: They’ve gotta come back. That’s fucking bullshit. Let’s find the guy.
Guy in Crowd: Let’s throw ’em his head on stage.
Girl in Crowd: If we all beat him up, you think she’d come back?
Girl in Crowd: That can’t fucking be all. Bull. Shit.
Girl in Crowd: Hey, yeah, where is he?
Girl in Crowd: You’d think that they’d beat him up by now. Where is he?
Girl in Crowd #2: I don’t know if we’re strong enough.
Girl in Crowd: I’ll start it if I can find him, Courtney.
Girl in Crowd #2: Wow. He doesn’t represent…
Guy in Crowd: What happened? What did…did somebody throw something at Eric?
Girl in Crowd: We don’t know.
Girl in Crowd: He threw something at the guitarist and told him to fuck off. He was threatening…
Girl in Crowd: Ok, you come to the show and tell people to fuck off. Not bright. Where is he?
Guy in Crowd: Courtney, come out and play!
Guy in Crowd: Courtney, we came all the way from Seattle! Come on!
Girl in Crowd: Here, let me on stage. I’ll play.
Girl in Crowd #2: (Laughs) Are you gonna do it? It’s just something she would do though. It’s totally her.
Guy in Crowd: Do you want to stop the tape?
Girl in Crowd: Stop it for now.
(CUT)
Guy in Crowd: I’m hungry.
CL: ?? We’ve been to every city in this country and I’ve never had an audience as fucked as you. So it’s just…it’s just a couple of you, but I want everybody over there ?? those ten people. If that happens again, then we’re not playing and we won’t play here ever again, so don’t ?? ok?
Audience screams.
Guy in Crowd: Just play, Courtney!
CL: ??
Girl in Crowd: I know how she feels ??
Guy in Crowd: Isn’t she from Portland?
Girl in Crowd: Yeah, she’s from Portland.
CL: ??
-SOFTER, SOFTEST
-I THINK THAT I WOULD DIE
-BEST SUNDAY DRESS
-PRETTY ON THE INSIDE
-CREDIT IN THE STRAIGHT WORLD
Girl in Crowd: Courtney, I love you!
Girl in Crowd: I wanna gonna go to the pit. If Teenage Whore comes on, I’m out of here. Just shove me really hard.
CL: ??
Girl in Crowd: Teenage Whore might come on.
-HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
CL: Don’t pretend that wasn’t your favorite song, ’cause it rocks.
CL: Me and Patty knew the ?? so we’re cool.
-TEENAGE WHORE
CL: What? ?? ?? I’ll be fair. Come on, do it. ?? Why does everyone look like a heroin addict in this town? Clean up. That’s so ’91, just…
-DOLL PARTS
CL: Shut up.
CL: What?
Girl in Crowd: We love you, Courtney!
CL: I wonder if it’s just ??
-VIOLET
-NEVER GO AWAY
CL: Goodbye.
Audience screams.
Guy in Crowd: ?? kind of a mess ??
Girl in Crowd: Yeah, from fucking Trent.
Guy in Crowd: Yeah, I know.
Girl in Crowd: (Laughs) That’s not gonna sound real good on the tape.
CL: That’s my Nine Inch Nails imitation.
Audience screams.
Guy in Crowd: ?? like a hole.
CL: I wore out ?? and the ?? Dogs and my feet…my feet aren’t cheap ?? The Docks. No, we’re doing dive bar bands. Oh, ??
Audience screams.
CL: I was on the cover of ?? I’m Nu Shooz…we’re Nu Shooz. We’re…we’re Seafood Mama, so we can be Quicksilver. Oh, you have to be my age – 39.
Girl in Crowd: She’s 39?
Guy in Crowd: No.
CL: ?? isn’t from here, he’s just pretending. Tonya Harding is from here. We both ?? and make the news.
Guy in Crowd: ??
Girl in Crowd: Oh yeah, right. Sure.
CL: Who we are is Poison Idea.
-I’M SO HIGH
CL: A little provincial ??
-OLYMPIA/HUSH LITTLE BABY
CL: We’d like to thank Veruca Salt and Candy 500 again, ’cause they’re good.